Things I do not understand about my pets

why I cannot pee/wash/have bath alone
why they turn up their nose at their expensive high quality dog food yet eat cat poo
how they can hog the bed when they sleep any other time curled up in a ball
how they can say so much with their eyes
how they can forgive us so quickly
how they can tell when I am going to work
why they get up at 430 in the morning on the days I work and keep me awake after, yet will sleep late on my days off

My dogs have spent the last hour in and out of the house, playing ball. My JRT who is very expressive with his sadness usually tells you when he is not feeling well. Today however, he did not and thru up on the floor between my rooms. While I was distracted one of the others got into the cat food, while the tird stole that ones bone. To my dogs, someone elses is ALWAYS better. Especially when they want it back.